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Why Walmart Glasses Are Cheap and Heavy and Make You Look Like a ‘Chimp’

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I love my Walmart glasses, but I’m just not used to the kind of glass I’m wearing these days.

I have a lot of friends and I’m pretty sure I’m going to be a big fan of one of them someday.

But for now, I’m happy with my current pair.

I like to think of myself as a “chimp” glasses wearer.

I’ve been wearing them for the last few years. 

But my new Walmart glasses are starting to get old, and I want to give them up.

The first reason is that they’re too thick.

The second is that the glass has too many little bits and pieces, like glue, to be comfortable.

But that’s the least of my concerns.

Walmart is notorious for its high prices.

And Walmart has been known to throw some pretty ugly and overpriced glasses at its customers.

So I’m not sure what Walmart is going to do to fix these glasses, except maybe to make a better product. 

If I’m the kind who’s never worn glasses before, I can’t imagine that they’d be any different.

But if I have to wear glasses for the first time, I think I’ll have to give these up.

But there’s another reason for me to give up my glasses: They’re not comfortable.

These Walmart glasses are not made to look like an “asshole” or “chick” glasses.

They’re actually made for people who are just really tall.

And that’s not going to change any time soon. 

The Walmart glasses I wear are not for everyone.

They do look awkward.

And some of them are so large that they can make a lot more eye contact than I would like.

And the price is definitely on the higher side.

But I’m also not sure I’d be comfortable wearing these glasses without a backpack.

If I’m in a hurry, I might just wear my wallet and my phone, or a bag.

But in the long run, I want my glasses to last a lifetime, so they’re worth it.

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